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Sunday, April 29, 2012

Takeover Post - My Reading addiction

As our beloved author is busy this weekend, I have been invited to invade the blog again.  So here I am.

When I spoke to Ayden about a theme for this post, she suggested a favourite book.  So I went away and thought about it but truth is, I can't name just one. 

I have many favourite books.  You know, the ones you read over and over again.  The ones that are in a very sorry condition, falling apart, pages loose, spines bent beyond repair. 

But they are the ones you pull out on a rainy day, like a pair of comfortable old slippers. Because no matter how many times you have read them, no matter how you know the text almost by heart and everything that happens in the story, you can still get lost in them.  Or is it just me?

You see, my name is Jen and I am a reading addict.  So I thought I would share some of these statements with you and see if you agree.  If you do, you could be as far gone as I am.


Signs of a reading addict

  • Have you ever lost an entire day to a book?
  • When you get a new book, do you read it not once but two, three, maybe more times before you put it aside?
  • Have you ever skipped meals, drinks, not budged from your sofa for a whole day as you can't put a book down?
  • Have you ever stayed up way, way into the wee small hours despite having to be up at the crack of dawn the next day, because you just have, have to find out what happens next?
  • Have you ever read at the dining table, in front of guests, in the bath, or anywhere else you just shouldn't have?
  • Have you ever read a book over the head of a feeding baby, or sleeping child on your lap?
  • Are books taking over your house?  Are they stacked two deep on the bookcase and on the floor?
  • Is your Kindle or phone with reading app (see I can move with the times) almost surgically attached to you?
  • Have you ever read a book in the dark whilst others were sleeping?  Or under the covers with a torch (we all did at least once, right?)
  • Have you woken up in the small hours, light still on, face down in your book?

So are you a reading addict like me?  And if so, what's your favourite book?

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Meet My Daughter: Miss Tate

The road to failure is paved with good intentions. I've bombed miserably at the A to Z Challenge, but not without reason. You may remember me mentioning big changes in the Morgen household this month. Well, I'm very happy to introduce all of you to our newest addition, our fourteen year old cousin daughter, Miss Tate.


Miss Tate

Miss Tate joined our little family on April 9th, and we are absolutely thrilled to have her with us. She loves Hello Kitty, Futurama and the Labyrinth, could live off of hot cheetos, ramen noodles, and Sprite, and once wanted to marry Jesse McCartney or David Bowie. She's a breath of fresh air, and makes me laugh constantly with the off the wall comments she makes. She's also a very willing partner-in-crime when it comes to making The Husbinator's life as humorously difficult as possible.

With our little family growing, we moved into a new house this weekend. It's downright terrifying amazing how much crap two people accumulate over three years. We've spent the weekend painting, sorting, hauling, throwing crap away, and otherwise settling into the new neighborhood. We're not quite put to rights just yet, but we're getting there!

And as soon as we get all settled in again, I will be back to annoying you blogging as often as humanly possible.

smooches and smooshes,
A.K.M. 

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Here comes "Kalki"


Kalki and his steed
 According to Hindu teachings, humanity moves in cycles. When humanity is at its most morally degraded state, the Kali Yuga (or the Age of Darkness), the Kalki Avatar will be reborn to destroy the wicked and return humanity to a state of virtue.

As the fourth discourse of the Bhadavad Gita (Krishna) says, "Whenever there is decay of righteousness... and there is exaltation of unrighteousness, then I Myself come forth... for the destruction of evil-doers, for the sake of firmly establishing righteousness, I am born from age to age."

When the Kalki Avatar comes, he comes in a rain of fire and flame. At that point, things get really unpleasant. Millions will die in a battle and an eventual massacre, followed by wars and a lot of other unpleasant things.
The good news is that once all of that is over, if you've survived, the cycle of humanity begins again, and the world is returned to a state of peace, puppies, and rainbows. Yay, right?!

Not so fast. Apparently there are quite a few people who believe this is going to happen this year sometime. Personally, I prefer the Mayan end of the calendar scenario to the Hindu coming of the Kalki Avatar for preferable doomsday of 2012! But that's just me.

"L"ook for me tomorrow,
A.K.M. 

Hoppy Easter: Memorable Moments Winner

Hi all,

I failed horribly on getting this posted on the 9th. For what it's worth, my 14 year old cousin moved in with us on Monday, so things have been a little crazy. Never fear though! I have let the magical randomizer do it's thing, and we have a contest winner!

Lea Barrymire has won an ebook copy of Fade upon release. Yay! :) Lea, please email me to claim your prize!

A big thank you to everyone who participated in the Hoppy Easter Blog Hop contest! I loved reading all of the memories you submitted. :) If you didn't win, don't fret. There will be plenty of opportunities later. I love giving stuff away!

xoxo,
A.K.M.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

"Jörmungandr" #atozchallenge

In an ocean that surrounds the earth lives a snake so big that it encircles the world. The serpent is named Jörmungandr, and he holds his tail in his mouth. Like Fenrir, this snake has his own role to play in Ragnarök, at least according to Norse mythology. 

When Jörmungandr releases his tail, the end will come. As he begins to surface from the sea, great waves will shake the world, and his venom will poison the skies. Thor will eventually slay this giant snake, but not before he is poisoned. Soon after Jörmungandr falls, Thor will follow.

I've always loved Norse mythology (in case I haven't said that enough yet), especially the Ragnarök tales. They're a little like an ancient soap opera. The god Loki mates with a Giant, and gives birth to the abominations, Fenrir, Jörmungandr, and Hel. The other gods aren't too happy about this, so Jörmungandr is eventually dropped into the ocean, Hel is given dominion over, well, Hell, and Fenrir is bound deep inside the bowels of the Earth by a magical ribbon placed upon him by Odin and his brethren. Eventually, according to the myths, Fenrir will break free, and the apocalypse will begin. Fenrir will kill Odin, and will then be killed by Odin's son. Thor will Jörmungandr before falling over dead himself.

See? It's Days of Our Lives, Norse style!

Seriously though, if a giant snake happens to climb out of the ocean and we start inhaling venom instead of oxygen, you'd better run! Far, and fast. Or be lucky enough to be the last male (or female) standing. Everyone else is going to perish in a giant battle. Or drown. Or be consumed by fire.  

Yikes!

"K"ome back tomorrow!
A.K.M.



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